Lighten The Load With Laughter ? How Hiring A Motivational Humorous Speaker Can Increase Employee Productivity!

Posted October 31, 2010 By Admin and has no comments yet.

Imagine this scenario: your job stress has been mounting. Deadlines are fast approaching, you have to hire a motivational humorous speaker for an upcoming meeting, you feel like your boss doesn’t appreciate you, and you’re having personal problems at home. Sometimes the burdens of work and life can feel overwhelming. The good news is that there is a way to lighten your load while trying to hire a motivational humorous speaker. What miracle aid helps you and your employees through transitions, teaches you to manage stress, and helps with an over-all sense of well-being? Humor.

Thus enters the motivational humorous speaker. Many workplace seminars while informative and helpful to your job, can be dry, boring and feel like a waste of your valuable, and sometimes scarce, time. Using humor, the motivational humorous speaker teaches important skills with humor, but also teaches ways to incorporate humor into your personal and work life, as well.

Motivational humorous speakers provide the opportunity to learn, relax and release in a humorous atmosphere. Rather than simply speaking before a group on a specific topic, the motivational humorous speaker is able to incorporate humor into the lesson and provide insight through the joys of laughter.

Many challenges can be conquered with the use of humor and by hiring a motivational humorous speaker. What better way to spend the day than learning an important message through humor and laughter? There are links between job stress and overall happiness. Stress affects a person’s health as well as job performance. A motivational humorous speaker can lighten the worker’s load in two ways: by increasing their immediate happiness as well as improving job satisfaction.

When a motivational speaker uses humor to enlighten they can teach problem solving skills. Using humor in a presentation can also teach workers to use it on their own in the future—whether for public speaking, job performance, relations with other workers, or stress release. Humor can also be used as a catalyst to change, easing the burdens of transition.

Humor has mental, physically and social benefits. Laughter has been found to reduce stress, lower blood pressure, and enhance the immune system.Humor can be useful in managing stress as well as aiding in conflict resolution, team building and employee motivation.

The motivational humorous speaker teaches through humor—thus lightening your load—one laugh at a time.

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Human Resource Management

Posted October 28, 2010 By Admin and has no comments yet.

The human resource management has the responsibility of maintaining the records are current or up to date. The management can make sure the best performance is done by correctly conveying and organizing the assistant staff or by doing the responsibilities themselves.

Actually human resource management responsible on both sides to Company and Employee of Company. Human resource management is a crucial field in a business. Since they are responsible for the overall performance of the staff as well as their individual issues and concerns, the productivity of the employees absolutely affects the overall productivity of the company which is main responsibility and challenge for human resource managers. Employee records, payroll service, and benefit management are critical to for company’s operation

Human Resources, Inc Offers Following Business Services

HR Management Services

* Certified and Degreed HR and Benefit professionals on staff

* Retention of personnel records, applications, I-9s, W-4s

* Administration of vacation and sick leave policies

* Updates on regulation changes

* Management training for hiring, firing, and/or disciplinary action

* Employment and income verifications

* Access to employment forms, including new hire, termination, evaluations

* Unemployment claims administration and cost management

* Attend Unemployment Hearings on your behalf

* Employee Handbook

* Required employment posters

Payroll Services for Business Owners:

* Payroll submission via fax, through our Web Time Entry, or e-mail us a file from your Time Clock

* Calculation, printing, and delivery of payroll

* Payroll checks drawn on our bank account, results in the following benefits regarding your own bank account:

o Significantly reduced check clearing charges

o Simplified bank reconciliation

o Reduced threat of check fraud

* Detailed Payroll Reports

* Labor Distribution Reports

* Paperless Report Option

* Mandated New Hire Reporting

* Payroll deductions, such as Uniforms and Tools

* Processing, remittance, and administration of voluntary and court-ordered withholdings

* Direct deposit at no additional charge

* Assistance with Wage and Hour Compliance

* Employee Web self-service module, including W2 reprints any time of day

* Calculation and deposit of employer and employee taxes

* Timely and Accurate Tax filings: W-2, W-3, 940, 941, state income tax, state unemployment

* Fulfill various state- and federal-mandated electronic filing requirements

* Tax Updates

And in addition we offer HR consulting services, Retirement Plan Services, Medical and Supplemental Insurance Administration, Workers Compensation and More…

We Human Resources, Inc., (HRI) is a professional employer organization (PEO) focused on creating efficiencies for our clients, allowing them more time and resources to spend on perfecting their businesses. Our staff of HR consultants in Florida and Georgia includes professionals with the following qualifications: Certified Public Accountant, American Payroll Association, and the Society for Human Resource Management. HRI maintains certification in best practices for Workers’ Compensation from the Certification Institute and is one of only 25 PEOs accredited by the Employer Services Assurance Corporation (ESAC). The ESAC accreditation speaks to our financial strength and integrity and sets us apart from most of our competitors. Our human resource company is a member of the National Association of Professional Employer Organizations (NAPEO). Our staff of HR consultants offers our Best Practices Training Modules to all of our clients.

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The Serious Art Of Writing Humor

Posted October 27, 2010 By Admin and has no comments yet.

It has often been said that everyone likes humor and laughter on our planet. Well maybe not everyone, but almost every person who is normal will like humor provided someone else makes them laugh. And you can always enjoy reading a funny article or book written by somebody. But have you ever considered writing a funny article yourself, or maybe even write a funny book sometime? Even if you know how to write regular articles and books the very thought of writing something funny and showing it to others can turn your blood cold or make your hair stand straight. There are plenty of writers on our planet who can write countless topics in a serious, straightforward manner. But very few know how to add one magical component into their writing to make it more palatable and enjoyable. And that magical component is humor. If you want your writing to be enjoyed by your intended audience then you must add an acceptable dose of clean humor into it. It is the lack of humor that makes most articles and books tasteless even if it contains useful stuff. Writing about any serious topic you are familiar with is perhaps easy, but adding humor to it is very difficult and sometimes even dangerous if you take too many liberties. Hence you must learn some basic rules if you want to write humor and make your stuff enjoyable. And those top secret tips are outlined below.

1. The first rule for anyone who want to write humor is to become bold. Contrary to what most people think humor writers are actually very brave people. You need to develop a thick skin, nerves of steel and become brave slowly day by day. You cannot be funny if you are scared to poke fun at things, issues, people, etc. And you can’t be funny if you’re afraid of embarrassing yourself or lampooning a famous personality. Verbally anyone can be funny, but it takes guts to put the same in writing and let the public read, and maybe the entire world see it. So humorists need a lot of courage to write and publish something funny about an issue, person or a concept.

2. A humorous person has no limit on what he or she can think or write about. You must be able to think in atrocious, ridiculous, crazy, illogical and nonsense terms. Modern management consultants call this thinking out of the box, but I call it old fashioned creativity and humor that has existed from centuries.

3. What is important is that you should make your readers think what you have written is funny. But a person who writes humor you need not look funny, act funny or make goofy antics. You should become a person that nobody would suspect of writing funny and witty stuff. You can be a serious type of person and yet have the ability to write fantastic humor. This adds more spice and an aura of mystery to your personality.

4. Most people think writing humor is simply about saying and writing jokes about other people. But this is only partially true. Top humorists mainly make fun of themselves and not about someone. The best humor is always self directed. Direct the humor towards yourself that way you will not annoy anyone. People will laugh if you make fun of yourself, but they may be outraged if you make fun of them. The most important thing about writing humor is to allow your readers to laugh at you and with you, and then optionally at themselves.

5. Unless your article is for MAD magazine or a pure humor or satire piece with no restrictions, there are various do’s and don’ts that one should follow when writing humor. Don’t use bad language. Don’t make fun of religion, caste, race, physical disabilities, gender or language of anyone. Humor in these areas can start riots on the streets or even start a war. Don’t use real names of people, friends, relatives, co-workers, etc. You will never know how they may get offended. But no one will be offended if you focus on yourself.

6. When writing humor surprise your readers. That is, don’t tell or announce upfront about your funny intention. Don’t tell the reader that they will experience something funny. Let the reader discover that for himself. Use concise, direct and uses simple words that everyone can understand.

7. It is not funny to be always funny. There is a time to be funny and there is a time NOT to be funny. And this is something you need to observe and learn. Something that is extremely funny in one place may not be understood at all in another. Something that is funny on a rowdy football stadium may sound offensive inside a religious place. And in some situations or circumstances you should not indulge in anything funny no matter how irresistible it is to write something hanky panky.

8. A piece of writing can never be final and fully funny in one go. Like a diamond it needs to trimmed, improved and polished as much as possible. You need to review it in terms of using a better sentence, a more mischievous word, rearranging the sentences, modifying to a completely different angle or deleting something that does not seem right, etc. After you think you have finished writing a humor piece revisit it after a few hours or a couple of days. Suddenly you can discover new and better ways of writing the same article that can seem vastly superior to your previous article.

9. Think wild, think crazy but at the same time be moderate so that it does not put anyone, including yourself, in trouble. Often in your enthusiasm words and sentences can flow like a mad river and you may write something horrible that you momentarily think is funny or harmless. But it could be laced with trouble when reviewed carefully. So take care to frequently pause your writing to view it from different angles and from the reader’s perspective. Then you may need to give your writing a haircut and then continue.

10. The final piece of advice is writing humor takes time. To excel in humor is a lifetime job, and is not something that you can learn in a day or two. Don’t think you can read a joke book and start writing funny stuff an hour later. You will have to teach yourself how to be funny. The process is mostly by trial and error, observing other people’s comical situations, mistakes, laughing and applying it on yourself, etc. No one can teach you exactly how to write something funny, but the possibilities of creating humor on anything and everything are limitless.

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Count Gramalkin.com-western Sidereal Zodiacal Astrology-tarot Reader-sidereal Astrologer-addressing Astrological Realties V9-11.7

Posted October 25, 2010 By Admin and has no comments yet.

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“Sidereal Horoscopes”

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Western Sidereal Zodiacal Astrologer

San Francisco School of Sidereal Astrology

Spiritual Evolution Self Realization Truth Seeker

http://www.countgramalkin.com

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“Addressing Astrological Realties”

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Attention Pattern Manipulates Mystic Law Creating Experience

Attentions on God or Not Reprogram Attention to Perpetual Meditation to Recreate Experience

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Dearest Truth Seeker Disciples:

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There is some natural curiosity about how The Reverend Professor John Mazurek (1919 – 2oo3) the San Francisco School and I came to be heirs of the Cyril Fagan (1896-1970) legacy linage when Cyril said it was so we took his word for it. Everyone is welcome to have a go at the San Francisco School of Sidereal Astrology Technique of Delineation. E.g. one may feel free to call your bookie / broker and bet that mortgage money on anything on the zero relevance list when you get tired of being homeless reread the list. “If it doesn’t work at the track it doesn’t work in your daily life” Mazurek.

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The Following Items Have Z E R O Relevant Delineation In Work-A-Day Astrology.

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Asteroids; Comets; Deacons; Part of Fortune; Moon Nodes; Geocentric & Heliocentric; Harmonics; Parallels; Paran; Celestial Latitude; Altitude; Right Ascension; Declination; Equator; Horizon; Apogee and Perigee; How close a planet is to earth; Hierarchical Rulers; Exaltation; Dignity & Fall; Mutual Reception; Detriment; Tropical Astrology; Tropical natal 12 house system of delineation & House Rulers; Retrograde is bad; Aspects being good or bad by nature; Using first event charts as a natal to predict events; The Triplicities form of the elements – Fire, Earth, Air, Water in order around the Zodiac; The cusps, such as being in the Aries/Taurus cusp or planets loosing power on the cusp; Midpoints Between Planets or between planets and angles; Natal, Progressed or Cyclic Horoscopes done for the place of residence rather than the place of birth. Almost all data about planetary orbs; Dealing with inner-personal relationships the inner-aspects between charts are much more important than supposed harmonious and inharmonious or consecutive signs or trine ascendants and such; Other items will be added to this list as they come to mind.

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Authors Note: It was after Mazurek wrote his pieces on Jesus and the Lunar Mansions that he finally proved the Hierarchical Rulers, Exaltation, Dignity & Fall, Detriment, Mutual Reception; are fallacies and have zero delineation value.

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Here is the newest edition of this document there is many improvements.

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Astrology, one would like to help ones colleagues and the general public understand how astrology and the mystery works. One would prefer to refrain from hurting anyone’s feelings. Hopefully this information will be received in the manor intended. The Gramalkin policy is to refrain from bothering with any argumentative, combative or debate scenarios about the mystery. The best one can do is present the true information take it or leave it and good luck to you.

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Addressing, responding to the continual unending stream of astrological misinformation is a task too mammoth to undertake. Publishing correct data is a much more realistic effort. Mazurek would say “this is real life school one either gets it or not”. It is like the Porsche guy trying to explain the difference to the Camaro guy – sometimes…they get it.

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Galaxies make up universes. Universes make up Cosmic Spheres. Our cosmic sphere is the matter of which our sun is the center. When you look at the sky what you see is Western Sidereal Zodiacal Astrology. Before any understanding or education of astrology can take place one must first understand and agree on what the Zodiac is.

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The path the planets are orbiting through around the Sun is the Zodiac and it is not moving. For all practical purposes the path is sitting still and the planets are moving through the path around the Sun. The stars and space are in a fixed position and the Planets are orbiting through the stars and space around the Sun. This is physical reality and Western Sidereal Zodiacal Astrology.

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The zodiac is the baseline of the three dimensional model of our cosmic sphere. The Zodiac or Ecliptic is the physical PATH or ORBIT of all the planets around the Sun in our cosmic sphere. Rather than being like a molecule with particles whirling about every which way all the planets orbit the sun in the same zodiacal ecliptic plane.

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The horizon, equator, seasons and seasonal rotation affect only earth the Zodiac affects the entire Cosmic Sphere, SIDEREAL ASTROLOGY. Sidereal means measured by a star, physical reality. Rather than being a philosophical matter of opinion this is plain old-fashioned Physical Astronomical Reality. Regardless of how one attempts to rationalize any misconception of this matter the Sun will still Rise in the East in the morning because the Earth is Rotating on its axis and Revolving about the Sun in its Fixed Sidereal Zodiacal Ecliptical Orbit.

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Of the most common astrologer errors is incomplete work also the accuracy of the event data. This is compounded by the fact that few astrologers even know what complete work is. The horoscope is a scientific document and must be done accurately with the correct documentation to prove the case. Many scenarios require identification and all manner of data, professional astrology requires complete and accurate I.D. and coordinates. The more complete and accurate the data the more complete and accurate the reading.

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Most astrologers are theorists with zero provable ground of being application with which to sort the truth and fallacies out of the multitude of astrological commentary. One can still hear the Old Man now “self-taught self-styled half-baked authority read a book on Zen and think they are Buddha”. Read some astrology material Harry said this Billy Bob wrote that call that research then start talking and writing.

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The teknoids especially the ones that fail to grasp the big picture tend to try to drag all manor of mathematical what not into it. They become enthralled with the mathematics of it all, confuse being a mathematician with being an astrologer and seek an astrological application for all the astronomical mathematical points most of which have zero astrological delineation. Essentially Azimuth, Altitude, Right Ascension, Declination, Equator, Horizon, Apogee and Perigee, how close a planet is to earth and so forth have nothing to do with astrological delineation. IT IS SIDEREAL ZODIACAL LONGITUDE THAT COUNTS.

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What happens is that when astrologers fail to use a complete file of horoscope charts for the event it results in mass wandering about psychic guessing. They wind up grasping at straws using the law of substitution trying to find symbology to explain the events that occur. Next thing you know they’re talking you how it is straws like the right ascension of the heliacal rising of the left handed moon node was EXACTLY paran trine the mundo midpoint between their Mars and Venus – (see, SEE it’s right there!!!). Ask them what the file looks like and it’s err, Uhh, DA. Things like demi-solars, quarter year solars and on and on are just not needed when using a complete file. When using a properly prepared complete horoscope file the repeated patterns that emerge throughout the file are just too obvious to miss.

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Unless ones research is also displayed in the correctly produced full file format baseline there is no way to check what actually happened, to judge what is really going on in the case at hand and therefore verify the validity of the research and what realistic relationship the application of the data has. Again this file begins with ACCURATE event times and longitude and latitude coordinates.

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Empirical research is setting up COMPLETE FILES for thousands of cases in an absolute proof ground of being such as money, births, deaths, accidents to test each of the theories. Sally Sue will say “oh I wasn’t depressed last Tuesday” Armchair theorizing is one thing however one can not kid ones self about the money, either you have the money or they have the money.

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Example – Some astrologer wrote a piece assessing the 75 year career of some monkey (an actor) biased on a singular rising angular configuration with a hundred year old turn of the century 10 am birth time which tells us that one is ready for the big therapy in the sky. An even hour birth time from any era much less one from the beginning of the twentieth century is most certainly a round off if not an out right guess. Therefore any speculation about angularity is just that. Delineate the horoscope chart as a whole in the baseline context of a complete file. One has a better chance of getting the higher self-manifestation from a rising planet in a well aspected horoscope than in a negatively aspected chart, sun aspects affect appearance and so forth et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

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Contrary to popular belief one of average ability may learn to be a great astrologer very quickly rather than requiring years and decades or a lot of historical reference, astronomical or mathematical study.

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The historical study of astrology entails sorting

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Body Piercing Supplies ? What Tools and Needles to Get First

Posted October 24, 2010 By Admin and has no comments yet.

It is no secret that no matter what industry you are in, you need the right tools for the job. The body piercing arena is no different. There is a wide range of body piercing supplies you will need to make sure you are able to perform all the basic piercing techniques you may be required to do. This article will help you decide the bare body piercing supply essentials required for the job.

When considering what body piercing supplies you want to use, you should consider first and foremost the quality of the piercing tools, needles, and supplies. Beginning with the wholesale piercing needles, you want to look for a tri-bevel edge. This refers to the design of the needle, making it a sharp end to easily go through the skin. The most standard gauges for body piercing needles are 14 gauge and 16 gauge. These would be used for most tongue, navel, eyebrow, lip labret, and nipple piercings. The 18 gauge piercing needle is also very popular as there are many requests for nose rings that require such size piercing needle. Though body piercing needles come in all different gauges, these are the standard ones that should cover you for 90% of the piercing application you may initially do.

The staple of the body piercing supplies is the piercing tool. Body piercing tools come in a wide range for many different applications. You will need to start with some basics such as ring opening pliers and ring closing pliers. These are going to be used for opening and closing captive bead rings, a common piercing used in many different areas of the body. Other important body piercing supplies are hemostat forceps. These are usually locking pliers used to hold jewelry steady and such when doing the piercing. These come in straight and curved varieties; both important body piercing supplies. Forester forceps and pennington forceps are also a must have. You will use these to hold the part of the body being pierced steady while inserting the needle. These body piercing supplies come in slotted and non slotted to allow a space for the tool to be removed once the needle has been inserted. Septum forceps are a strange looking piercing tool with a small tunnel on the end to keep the septum steady and accept the needle that is inserted on one side of the septum through to the other side. There are many more body piercing tools you will eventually find you need or prefer. As you begin doing your piercings, you will have a preference and choose the right piercing tools for you.

Sterilization is an extremely important part of the body piercing supplies line. After all, you are basically doing somewhat of a surgical procedure. Using body piercing gloves is essential to avoid the spread of disease and infection. You will need an autoclave sterilization machine. The basic concept of the autoclave is to sterilize your piercing tools and piercing needles as well as jewelry using very high heat, gas and or steam. You will use sterilization pouches to sterilize your body piercing supplies. Sterilization pouches are envelopes in essence that usually will self seal after the sterilization of your body piercing supplies is complete. They will also usually have a color changing indicator printed on them that will show you a color variation when an item is sterile or not.

All these body piercing supplies will be available through your favorite wholesale body jewelry company on the internet. While you are there, don’t forget to pick up some pre and post piercing aftercare items as you will find that they too are a necessary part of your body piercing supply list.

Though there are many other body piercing supplies you will eventually need, this list should get you started with the basics. Always remember that each piercing job requires the right piercing tool for the job. With these body piercing supplies tips, you should be well underway to an exciting and lucrative body piercing career.

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